
A Story About a E'splosionIt is silent. Suddenly, an explosion. Now it is not so silent. The end.A Story About a E'splosion by ~Gassy-mac-gas-gas

The Happy Medium, or, DudmuffinI was at the club the other night. Had a few drinks in me, was feeling pretty good about myself little liquid confidence, you know? Stud in a bottle, all that noise. And, anyway, I spotted this group of girls across the bar. Real bunch of hotties, man. This cute little brunette in particular caught my eye long, wavy hair; pouty lips; big brown eyes. Real good looking girl. So you know, like I said, I was feeling pretty good, and you know, I thought, what the hell? Go up and say something. Be clever. Get her attention, you know? Maybe segue into drinks or something dancing, a little alone time maybe. Whatever. I mean, justThe Happy Medium, or, Dudmuffin by ~Gassy-mac-gas-gas